The Earlham Review's team of journalists and editors include some of the most sepia men and women ever assembled under one slightly ungainly title. Visitors, if we had any, would gasp in astonishment at their skillsets, commitment, and sexual prowess. Behold their visages and weep at the thought that the age of giants may ever come to an end.

N'mmbah o' the N'khmk

​Bravely she has battled through the land of Eo-Cambria, defeating the Balzagok, the Rimibnon Tribe of Needless Nudity, the Jungle of Curious Tendrils, and the semi-mythical Baxnonno of Bilbilbermus. Yet can N'mmbah trumph o'er the greatest trial of all -  the Keeper of the Biscuits that Don't Drop Off Into Your Coffee When You Dunk Them?

Seriously?

Hugh & Hugo Mechanism

This dynamic husband and wife team were the first of our staff to look good in espadrilles.  Winners of the Pulitzer Prize for Anti-News in 2011 (that's just after ten past eight at night), their expo-ZAY of the infamous 'Northamptonshire guano scandal' won the respect of readers, colleagues, and county surveyors alike. They live just behind Mr J B Icktho of Dulwich, dodging behind a tree whenever he turns round.

THIS button is a symbol of broken britain

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Don't take much notice of these photographs. Our reporters have been in our secret bunker for an awfully long time and they have most likely mutated by now. They neither wish nor need your pity.

The 7th Baroness Trumpalot of Picklington

Punctuation wrangler

The Baroness joined us in 1980 from Dulux Paints, where she worked as the receptionist's desk

Oglim the Obdurate

VENDING MACHINE

Supplying staff with crisps, chocolates, cold drinks, and inappropriate surprises

Cliff Mumford

Hartlepool, 1956. Professional grease co-ordinator Barry Partlicker had a dream. Barry turned that dream into a fantasy, which then grew into an idea. With guidance from the spirit world, that idea became a concept. What happened next is too incredible to believe. Yet that belief guided Barry's descendants towards the horizon of the imagination. The result of that journey is before you now. Rest ye well, weary traveller.

Our core values include picking out the green triangles out of boxes of Quality Street and keeping them for ourselves.